Just keep staring...

vinyldemiurge:

so someone made a petition to get homestuck banned from expo

hussiebot:

janecrocker:

toppledcards:

calibornsprite:

captaincreeds:

WOW so what a stupid idea but check out those signatures and messages

this is beautiful

OMFG THIS IS PERF I CAN’T

i

fUCKJNG

OHJ GMYD GOD

SCREECHES

allons-y-coldplay:

themanorofalyss:

the-adequate-gatsby:

noelowl:

clockworktimebomb:

electronicsnowflakes:

awildpikachu:

coffee-pot:

A crack in the wall.

dying

i can’t. reblogging for the 2nd time. off of my liked posts.

i just. his face right before he starts going “ooooooh”

my stomach hurts from laughing  :’(

OMG I DIED

OH MY GOD IT’S BACK NEVER LEAVE MEALKSJ FKLAJSD

Oh my sweet Lord. My sides hurt so bad.

God, they’re adorable and it kills

I laughed so hard that my mom just yelled at me

(via uponthewestway)

eldritch-heiress:

halcyoncoils:

oncelerlaughingalonewithpancakes:

punchingvriskastaco:

once-ler-in-chief:

trubbishie:

hamburgerking:

nine-one-fun:

BARBIE, WHY THE FUCK IS THAT WINDOW THERE? A GOLF BALL CAN FLY THROUGH THAT AND HIT YOU, YOU STUPID FUCK.

LOOK AT THAT FUCKING TOILET BARBIE THE TOILET SEAT IS UP YOU COULD FALL IN AND DIE

TELL ME, BARBIE, WHAT IS /WRONG/ WITH THIS PICTURE. YOU’RE LETTING YOUR KITTEN PLAY WITH A SPONGE. TELL ME, WHERE HAS THAT SPONGE BEEN?????? IT COULD HAVE ALL KINDS OF GERMS OR SOAP THAT COULD GET IT SICK, GOD DAMMIT BARBIE.

BARBIE. YOU ARE KILLING THE ENVIRONMENT, YOU REALIZE!? ANY IDIOT KNOWS THAT WINE BOTTLES ARE RECYCLABLE. I BET THAT’S A FUCKING BOX NEXT TO IT TOO. DON’T PUT THAT SHIT IN THE TRASH CAN, BARBIE

BARBIE YOU KNOW AT LEAST YOU’D HAVE THE SENSE TO KEEP YOUR KITTEN INSIDE. THIS IS ANIMAL ABUSE. I’M FUCKING CALLING THE POLICE YOU WORTHLESS SHIT.

BARBIE WHY ARE YOU NOT ACKNOWLEDGING THE MOUSE TRYING TO GET IN YOUR SINK. YOU NEED TO BE MORE HYGIENIC AND GET THE HOUSE EXTERMINATED, MICE ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS.

barbie i am gonna be straight with you here it is disgusting to have that makeup brush sitting on the floor next to the toilet dont you use that thing on your face? real gross barbie come on.

barbie you cant just toss your stuff off to the side you have to put that shit up otherwise you’ll end up losing it and no one wants that

(Source: the-love-ever-hurt, via graphitetroll)

timekapsule:

ask-miafey:

askmilesedgeworth:

Dear Creamsunn,

Let’s get two things straight here. One, this is a perfectly normal reaction for two people to have when they respond to fear.

And two. Wright grabbed me first.

-Miles Edgeworth

Take a closer look at that photo Edgeworth and prepare to eat your words and your heart out.

M-Miss Fey- whatever do you mean? Please show the court where the contradiction is in the photo.

 

In this photo, we can clearly see that Phoenix’s arm is above yours, thus-

in reality, it was you who grabbed Phoenix first!

What say you stop lying to the court and give us the truth you hypocrite!

((Creamsunn, thank you. This post was just too fun to resist making! And I finally get to use some Rookie Mia sprites too! Play the objection! or cornered themes to this everyone! It just makes this post that much more epic!))

MIA’S REPLY IS SO SPOT ON. =)))

(via logicability)

not-your-fairy-princess:

starkinglyhandsome:

unexculpatedcheerios:

starkinglyhandsome:

unexculpatedcheerios:

starkinglyhandsome:

let’s get down to business

to defeat

the homework

did they give you essays

when you asked

for none?

these are the saddest writers I’ve ever met

but you can bet before we’re through

mister I’ll make a coherent story out of you

I’m never gonna get a thousand words

say goodbye to my GPA, this paper’s gonna screw me

boy was a fool to think I could take on school and win

this teacher’s got em scared to death

hope she doesn’t grade me poorly

now I really wish that I knew how to write dialogue

GET GOOD GRADES

We must make the perfect metaphors!

GET GOOD GRADES

And not forget the point of view!

GET GOOD GRADES

Remember the theme of this essay

stop wasting time parodying this SOOOOOOOOOOONG!

(via graphitetroll)

chicksdigthephoenix:

and in this moment i could swear i loved this man

(Source: bartony, via naruhodos)