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eldritch-heiress:

halcyoncoils:

oncelerlaughingalonewithpancakes:

punchingvriskastaco:

once-ler-in-chief:

trubbishie:

hamburgerking:

nine-one-fun:

BARBIE, WHY THE FUCK IS THAT WINDOW THERE? A GOLF BALL CAN FLY THROUGH THAT AND HIT YOU, YOU STUPID FUCK.

LOOK AT THAT FUCKING TOILET BARBIE THE TOILET SEAT IS UP YOU COULD FALL IN AND DIE

TELL ME, BARBIE, WHAT IS /WRONG/ WITH THIS PICTURE. YOU’RE LETTING YOUR KITTEN PLAY WITH A SPONGE. TELL ME, WHERE HAS THAT SPONGE BEEN?????? IT COULD HAVE ALL KINDS OF GERMS OR SOAP THAT COULD GET IT SICK, GOD DAMMIT BARBIE.

BARBIE. YOU ARE KILLING THE ENVIRONMENT, YOU REALIZE!? ANY IDIOT KNOWS THAT WINE BOTTLES ARE RECYCLABLE. I BET THAT’S A FUCKING BOX NEXT TO IT TOO. DON’T PUT THAT SHIT IN THE TRASH CAN, BARBIE

BARBIE YOU KNOW AT LEAST YOU’D HAVE THE SENSE TO KEEP YOUR KITTEN INSIDE. THIS IS ANIMAL ABUSE. I’M FUCKING CALLING THE POLICE YOU WORTHLESS SHIT.

BARBIE WHY ARE YOU NOT ACKNOWLEDGING THE MOUSE TRYING TO GET IN YOUR SINK. YOU NEED TO BE MORE HYGIENIC AND GET THE HOUSE EXTERMINATED, MICE ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS.

barbie i am gonna be straight with you here it is disgusting to have that makeup brush sitting on the floor next to the toilet dont you use that thing on your face? real gross barbie come on.

barbie you cant just toss your stuff off to the side you have to put that shit up otherwise you’ll end up losing it and no one wants that

(Source: the-love-ever-hurt, via graphitetroll)